CouchCrawler — The Escape

Couch Party

Every phone in the room is a controller. The TV shows a QR code, and phones scan it to take a seat.

COUCH PARTY

Grab your phone · point the camera here

or open

couchcrawler.tv/j

Room 7KQPX

Make a hero on your phone (saved there), or take over the TV's hero. Up to 4 phones; drop in and out any time.

PipWarriorPLAYING

DotClericPLAYING

MabelMagePLAYING

Seat 4open — scan to join

F2 — shrink this panel

Get Everyone on the CouchParty quest

“The Farm won't escape itself. Round up whoever's in the room.”

Open the game on the big screenA smart TV's browser, or a laptop plugged into the TV: go to couchcrawler.tv/play
Scan the code with your phonesThe controller opens in the phone's browser: a stick, your spells, your bag, the map and your quests. Nothing to install.
Pick a hero and playHeroes are saved on your phone, so yours comes with you to any couch.

Reward: a party of four

Create Your Champion

Pick a race and a class. A full party wants a tank, a healer, and damage-dealers.

Race

Class

Mode

Create on your phone

The Escape

The year is 2080, on the Bountiful Foods Farm.

One night a surge of animite, the glowing crystal at the heart of the broken world, ran through the Bountiful Foods Farm. By morning the pigs could talk, the sheep had questions, and the ducks only said “quack”, but they meant it.

Bountiful's robots never got a new order. The herders and sorters still want every animal back in its pen. They don't hate anyone. They just have to be switched off, one building at a time, until everyone is through the gate.

The StewardFarm elder

EddaCart-horse

Duck QueenQuack.

Herder-BotLast order: pen them

Act I1–10

The WakingThe Farm. Find your feet, find your friends, find the gaps in the fence.

Act II10–15

The Bountiful YardsPast the fence is the plant itself, and the robots that run it.

Act III15–20

Through the GateOne plan, six peoples, and the last way off the Farm.

Ladder10–35

Six DungeonsThe buildings where Bountiful keeps its biggest machines. Clear them on Normal, then come back for Heroic.

Dungeon Journal

Six hand-built Bountiful buildings, three bosses each. Every boss is a threat fight: it can't be taunted, so the tank has to earn it.

Loot worth the run

Fixed boss tables. Every boss drops from its own list, so you know what you're farming.
Heroic mode. An attunement quest unlocks each dungeon's Heroic version, with a new mechanic on every boss and epic versions of its loot.
Tier sets and badges. Class tier tokens, plus badges to spend at the Quartermaster.
Dungeon quests. Jobs inside each building, with a reward picked for your role.

Crate-Dented Pauldrons

Rare · Shoulder · Plate

Armor127Stamina+7Strength+3Defense+4

Level 10 · from The Sorting House

Bellwether's Jingle-Bell

Epic · Neck · Heroic

Intellect+13Stamina+6

+26 healing

4 mana every 5 seconds

Level 35 · from The Bellwether, Heroic